“Kids in the backseat cause accidents……accidents in the backseat cause kids.” – Unknown
Kids in the backseat cause accidents……accidents in the backseat cause kids
Sep06
2011
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2011
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When I die, I want to go like my grandpa: sleeping, not like the people on the back seat: screaming!
Sep03
2011
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2011
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When I die, I want to go like my grandpa: sleeping, not like the people on the back seat: screaming! – Unknown
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see
Sep01
2011
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2011
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“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.” – Unknown
I don’t make typos. I make new words
Aug29
2011
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2011
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“I don’t make typos. I make new words.” – Unknown
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
Aug25
2011
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2011
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“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss
Aug24
2011
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2011
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“It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.” – Unknown
One spelling mistake can destroy your life
Aug20
2011
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2011
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A Husband sent this to his wife:”I’m having a wonderful time wish you were her.” – Unknown.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Aug17
2011
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2011
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“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” – Louis Hector Berlioz
Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories
Aug14
2011
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2011
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“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.” – Unknown
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me
Aug13
2011
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2011
Written by Funny Quotes
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” – Mae West.