Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com A collection of funny quotes Tue, 06 Sep 2011 12:43:19 +0000 en hourly 1 Kids in the backseat cause accidents……accidents in the backseat cause kids http://www.funnyquotess.com/kids-in-the-backseat-cause-accidents-accidents-in-the-backseat-cause-kids/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/kids-in-the-backseat-cause-accidents-accidents-in-the-backseat-cause-kids/#comments Tue, 06 Sep 2011 12:43:19 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=106 “Kids in the backseat cause accidents……accidents in the backseat cause kids.” – Unknown

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/kids-in-the-backseat-cause-accidents-accidents-in-the-backseat-cause-kids/feed/ 0 When I die, I want to go like my grandpa: sleeping, not like the people on the back seat: screaming! http://www.funnyquotess.com/when-i-die-i-want-to-go-like-my-grandpa-sleeping-not-like-the-people-on-the-back-seat-screaming/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/when-i-die-i-want-to-go-like-my-grandpa-sleeping-not-like-the-people-on-the-back-seat-screaming/#comments Sat, 03 Sep 2011 07:34:33 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=104 When I die, I want to go like my grandpa: sleeping, not like the people on the back seat: screaming! – Unknown

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/when-i-die-i-want-to-go-like-my-grandpa-sleeping-not-like-the-people-on-the-back-seat-screaming/feed/ 0 Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see http://www.funnyquotess.com/sometimes-when-i-close-my-eyes-i-cant-see/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/sometimes-when-i-close-my-eyes-i-cant-see/#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 02:40:47 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=97 “Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.” – Unknown

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/sometimes-when-i-close-my-eyes-i-cant-see/feed/ 0 I don’t make typos. I make new words http://www.funnyquotess.com/i-dont-make-typos-i-make-new-words/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/i-dont-make-typos-i-make-new-words/#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:25:38 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=94 “I don’t make typos. I make new words.” – Unknown

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/i-dont-make-typos-i-make-new-words/feed/ 0 I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific http://www.funnyquotess.com/i-always-wanted-to-be-somebody-but-now-i-realize-i-should-have-been-more-specific/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/i-always-wanted-to-be-somebody-but-now-i-realize-i-should-have-been-more-specific/#comments Thu, 25 Aug 2011 02:13:34 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=91 “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/i-always-wanted-to-be-somebody-but-now-i-realize-i-should-have-been-more-specific/feed/ 0 It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss http://www.funnyquotess.com/it-doesnt-matter-how-often-a-married-man-changes-his-job-he-still-ends-up-with-the-same-boss/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/it-doesnt-matter-how-often-a-married-man-changes-his-job-he-still-ends-up-with-the-same-boss/#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:32:26 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=89 “It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.” – Unknown

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/it-doesnt-matter-how-often-a-married-man-changes-his-job-he-still-ends-up-with-the-same-boss/feed/ 0 One spelling mistake can destroy your life http://www.funnyquotess.com/one-spelling-mistake-can-destroy-your-life/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/one-spelling-mistake-can-destroy-your-life/#comments Sat, 20 Aug 2011 09:29:58 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=87 A Husband sent this to his wife:”I’m having a wonderful time wish you were her.” – Unknown.

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/one-spelling-mistake-can-destroy-your-life/feed/ 0 Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils http://www.funnyquotess.com/time-is-a-great-teacher-but-unfortunately-it-kills-all-its-pupils/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/time-is-a-great-teacher-but-unfortunately-it-kills-all-its-pupils/#comments Wed, 17 Aug 2011 02:07:25 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=85 “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” – Louis Hector Berlioz

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/time-is-a-great-teacher-but-unfortunately-it-kills-all-its-pupils/feed/ 0 Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories http://www.funnyquotess.com/before-i-got-married-i-had-six-theories-about-bringing-up-children-now-i-have-six-children-and-no-theories/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/before-i-got-married-i-had-six-theories-about-bringing-up-children-now-i-have-six-children-and-no-theories/#comments Sun, 14 Aug 2011 14:22:20 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=83 “Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.” – Unknown

]]> http://www.funnyquotess.com/before-i-got-married-i-had-six-theories-about-bringing-up-children-now-i-have-six-children-and-no-theories/feed/ 0 Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me http://www.funnyquotess.com/is-that-a-gun-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-just-glad-to-see-me/ http://www.funnyquotess.com/is-that-a-gun-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-just-glad-to-see-me/#comments Sat, 13 Aug 2011 15:40:40 +0000 Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquotess.com/?p=76 “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” – Mae West.

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