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		<title>Kids in the backseat cause accidents&#8230;&#8230;accidents in the backseat cause kids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Kids in the backseat cause accidents&#8230;&#8230;accidents in the backseat cause kids.&#8221; &#8211; Unknown]]></description>
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		<title>When I die, I want to go like my grandpa: sleeping, not like the people on the back seat: screaming!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I die, I want to go like my grandpa: sleeping, not like the people on the back seat: screaming! &#8211; Unknown]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can&#8217;t see</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can&#8217;t see.&#8221; &#8211; Unknown]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t make typos. I make new words</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t make typos. I make new words.&#8221; &#8211; Unknown]]></description>
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		<title>I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.&#8221; &#8211; Lily Tomlin]]></description>
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		<title>It doesn&#8217;t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It doesn&#8217;t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.&#8221; &#8211; Unknown]]></description>
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		<title>One spelling mistake can destroy your life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Husband sent this to his wife:&#8221;I&#8217;m having a wonderful time wish you were her.&#8221; &#8211; Unknown.]]></description>
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		<title>Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.&#8221; &#8211; Louis Hector Berlioz]]></description>
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		<title>Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.&#8221; &#8211; Unknown]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnyquotess.com/before-i-got-married-i-had-six-theories-about-bringing-up-children-now-i-have-six-children-and-no-theories/</link>
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		<title>Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?&#8221; &#8211; Mae West.]]></description>
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