“The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” – Jean Giraudoux
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made
Aug11
2011
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2011
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage
Aug09
2011
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2011
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“A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.” – Marvin Kitman
Ah Mozart! He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t
Aug06
2011
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2011
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“Ah Mozart! He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.” – Victor Borge
Written very small on the back poket of a girl’s jeans – If you can read this, you’re WAY too close
Aug04
2011
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2011
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Written very small on the back poket of a girl’s jeans – ‘If you can read this, you’re WAY too close.’ – Unknown
An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce
Aug02
2011
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2011
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“An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.”
- Ann Landers
A drink a day keeps the shrink away
Jul31
2011
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2011
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“A drink a day keeps the shrink away.” – Edward Abbey
A small town is a place where there’s no place to go where you shouldn’t
Jul29
2011
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2011
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“A small town is a place where there’s no place to go where you shouldn’t.” – Burt Bacharach
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart
Jul27
2011
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2011
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“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.” – Melanie Griffith
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies
Jul25
2011
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2011
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“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.” – Unknown
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped
Jul24
2011
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2011
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“When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.” – Marcel Achard