30 best funny friendship quotes

 

  1. "As your best friend, I will always pick you up when you fall, After I finish laughing."


  1. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face."



  1. "Zombies eat brains. You are safe."


  1. "Lazy people fact #285304614749. You were too lazy to read that number."


  1. "If someone calls you 'ugly' have a good comeback and say 'excuse me, I am not a mirror."



  1. "Some people Are like clouds. when they disappear, it's a beautiful day."


  1. "A Best Friend is a secret locker with all your crazy stories."



  1. "The most common stress nowadays is dealing with idiots."


  1. "You don't stop having fun when you get old, you get old when you stop having fun."



  1. "It's not what we have in our life, but who we have in our lives that matters."


  1. "The funny thing about my life is, I don't know what's going on in my life and it doesn't have any idea what I am doing in my life."



  1. "You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now."


13. "I love those friendships where you can not talk for like 2 weeks and then you talk and it's like you are best friends again."


14. "Inside jokes get funnier when no one gets why you guys are laughing."


15. "Asking me if I am  hungry is like asking me if I want money."



16. "7 hours can feel like 30 minutes with the right person."


17. "I found someone I never wanna lose. And that's me, fuck you all."


18. "A real friend is someone who has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation."



19. "One day you will find someone that obsessed with you. It's probably going to be a dog. But it is what it is."


20. "It feels so amazing when you realise that you and your best friend have the same level of dumbness."


21. "I am that friend that gives you lectures about life, but does everything wrong."



22. "I miss being a celebrity in class. When they all stare at me because I was late."


23. "As a student, you just have to accept the fact that you are always going to be tired no matter how many hours of sleep you get."


24. "Any friend that can deal with my attitude is a friend of mine forever."



25. "I hate people that can't enjoy silence. every second talk talk talk."


26. "You think I am disrespectful, meet my friends we get it from each other."


27. "Not everyone you lose is a loss unless it's me, then you fucked up."



28. "Sorry, I missed your call earlier, I was sitting on my bed with my phone in my hand watching it ring."



29. "I will check your profile a hundred times but I won't text you. Yeah, that's me."



30.  "You blocked me out of anger, I blocked you for peace. We are not the same."






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